One Hand Painted

greek gods as carrie fisher tweets

• zeus: Here's a saying I came up with recently,"Fuck me Twice & cover me in applesauce"
• hera: I’m not only doing my best—I’m doing a bunch of yours as well.
• dionysus: I'm not trying to make sense yet. Im saving that for later. So for those of you who lack the patience to wait for my sense, use yours.Cheers
• apollo: See?i don't know how to write someone privately.....Help me obi Juan whoever the fuck you are....
• You're my only ho
• artemis: Pure lust is an oxymoron
• aphrodite: Sex=weird, no?14hrs after you had ur face pressed in2 sum 1's genitals, ur both walking down the street as tho that was fine, thanx, howR u?
• ares: Actually it was a note I found in a diary of my 15 yr old self & I thought chain coking was a pretty good way of referring to drinking colas
• athena: My earliest addiction was reading. Tho books--however mind altering- don't quite qualify as a drug. If they did, you'd have to go to ReADhab
• hestia: I take back like half of the exclamation points.....they make me look....eager to please. Which I AM....but I don't want anyone to KNOW that
• hades: G'night Fuck-o's
• poseidon: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?? 🐡FISH
• hermes: The only exercise I get lately is running off at the mouth & jumping to conclusions.....
• demeter: This is me with the man who won best garden at Chelsea flower show. This is me auditioning to be one of his flowers
• persephone: --somewhere I'll forever be 24...& Enslaved& PISSED!